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12 months agoAnonymous: Well beyond the horrors of Orwell's "1984"?
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Google Knows Where You Live So Your Friends Don’t Have To!

Google LatitudeSo I’ve been playing with Google Latitude recently and it’s both interesting and creepy. Primarily designed to be used on mobile phones, the service can also be used on laptop computer; it detects your approximate location and lets you share this information with friends, optionally with status updates. The idea of adding a geographic component to a friend status list à la Facebook/Twitter sounds like the next logical step.

More interesting, though, is the data required to drive such a service. Google Latitude is powered by the Google Gears browser plugin, which also facilitates offline access to Gmail and a variety of other web enhancements through its in-browser database component. Vaguely mentioned in passing is another, lesser-known feature of Gears: Google’s WiFi location database. Essentially, Google has wardriven major cities in the US and other countries, searching for wireless networks and plotting each wireless router it finds on the map by the geographic coordinates of the drive-by vehicle that detected the wireless signal. With a large enough database, this allows Google to pinpoint most laptop computers on the map by looking up the hardware address of the wireless router they are currently connected to and determining the approximate position on the Earth. Scarily awesome!

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25 months agopapillon: you make me laugh, man
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“You Owe Us A Life!”

While the title of this post is in reference to the excellent Chinese film To Live, it is really more applicable to the entire “movie” that is called Mulholland Drive. This monstrosity was the absolute worst “movie” I’ve ever seen, bar none (and yes, it even beat out Cast Away). There was absolutely no plot; a completely random scene will suddenly be inserted for the sole purpose of introducing a new character, but then we will never see or hear from the character again. The entire “film” was just the director’s personal acid trip and made absolutely no sense. Although David Lynch was the director, we cannot forget the countless others who signed off on this project and allowed this “film” to be made. Mulholland Drive, you owe me two and a half hours of my life back!

In the much kinder words of the Washington Post, “Mulholland Drive is an extended mood opera, if you want to put an arty label on incoherence.” The [continued] existence of this film is evidence that there can be no God, for no all-powerful being would allow anyone to be subjected to such an atrocity.