There are a few products in the marketplace that invoke a bizarre, nauseating reflex upon contact with our brains. These products, such as frozen bananas, are incredibly puzzling as the more they are contemplated, the more it becomes clear that their existence must solely be to invoke this bizarre, nauseating reaction. Why else could frozen bananas exist? Who could possibly be benefiting from crystallized precut chunks of curved yellow fruit? Worse still, who are the people being suckered into buying these bags of prepeeled, presliced, flash-frozen bananas? With fresh bananas readily available in all parts of the country and selling at retail for less than $0.39/lb., an amazing amount of labor in peeling bananas would be required before prepared frozen bananas would even remotely make economic sense. Has our society really deteriorated so much that we no longer have the time or patience to "pull tab here" on fresh bananas?