Hey keys, now having your home raided by the FBI and getting arrested is just a click away! Add illegal hyperlinks to the exponentially-increasing multitude of dangers to avoid in our modern world:

The FBI has recently adopted a novel investigative technique: posting hyperlinks that purport to be illegal videos of minors having sex, and then raiding the homes of anyone willing to click on them. [...]

Federal agents knocked on the door around 7 a.m., falsely claiming they wanted to talk to Vosburgh about his car. Once he opened the door, they threw him to the ground outside his house and handcuffed him.

It's been quite a frightening week, but this is still the scariest thing I've read in a while. It's more upsetting than knowing thieves can hack RFID credit cards for $8. It's more distressing than Verizon giving the government direct access to all customer's mobile voice calls, text messages, and physical location data. It's even worse than Comcast being able to watch you through cameras they're putting into their cable boxes. Why? Precedent is so important, and given that the government doesn't even understand what the Internet is, they are in absolutely no position to be criminalizing it. I'm not defending child pornography, but the Internet browsing I do in my own home is absolutely none of the FBI's business. Clicking on a hyperlink should never be considered a crime, and it should never cause authority figures to show up at your door, grab you, throw you in a van, and haul you off to jail... or worse. What's to stop them from extending the illegal hyperlinks baiting beyond porn?


I'm so glad that the government will be able to pair this technique with the Patriot Act to keep America safe from all those ordinary people terrorists searching the Internets for "weapons" and "drugs" (nevermind they were actually looking for "history of Japanese weapons" and "cancer drugs and treatment options"). Of course, the private sector and their lobbying showboat wouldn't miss the party, either; nothing would please the RIAA or MPAA more than having armed officers dispatched to your door for attempting to download music or movies online. Ah, freedom! Don't you feel better already?