Hey everyone, things in the cellphone industry are finally moving in the right direction for consumers... unless you're in Finland. The Finnish Road Administration is testing a system that requires sending a text message to unlock roadside bathrooms in an effort to curb vandalism at the rest areas. We all know that poor people without a cellphone don't ever need to pee, and that people who do have a cellphone can just hold it in if the battery is dead, so this should work out great!

Anyway... In November, T-Mobile and Sprint announced plans to join Verizon and AT&T in prorating early termination fees. Not wanting to be the last one again, Sprint became the first of the big four to offer an unlimited access plan for $119. Like sheep, the other carriers followed suit, and today all-you-can-eat mobile in the $100 range is a given. It is rumored that Sprint will be reducing the price on it's unlimited plan in response. America is ready; bring on the price war!

Meanwhile, the FCC's 700MHz wireless spectrum auction is silently chugging away, determining whether or not a new nationwide mobile carrier will come into being in the airwaves previously occupied by analog television broadcasts. At the very least, however, the new nationwide block of licenses carries some of Google's suggested stipulations requiring the network be open. Locked handsets and forced use of vendor-branded applications may soon be a thing of the past as well.

All this hot mobile action has even caught NASA's attention. The space agency has decided to join the cellphone party and announced they are building a mobile phone network on the moon. That's right, on the moon. But don't worry, England is helping us to create this system, which their director of space science describes as being comparable to the "satellite phone network of the 1980s and 1990s on earth". That's quality tax dollars at work, right there. Seriously, what's going on? Were you all too busy preparing for tonight's lunar eclipse when you made that decision? Almost as hilarious is the fact that one of the goals of the network is to ensure a full four-bar signal for lunar colonists living in the base NASA wants to build at the south pole of the moon after 2020. It all makes so much sense now. No wonders humans aren't living on the moon -- it's because there has been no cell phone service! Build a cellphone tower and we'll be living on Mars before you know it. I wonder how much we'd have to bribe Finland to get them to launch one of their SMS-operated toilets into orbit. Oh, the possibilities!