Have you ever noticed the horrible... something that is behind our member of Congress when they give speeches and holding hearings? How can we take their banal time-wasting seriously? Seriously, though, why is Congress wasting their time with this steroids issue? More importantly, why is the news media actually covering it? What if there was real news happening -- you know, like a major credit crisis (act now and get a bonus economic recession absolutely free!), the beginning of the end of Internet neutrality, or a college campus shooting?