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Real Fruit From Real People

Fresh pressed baby fetuses not from concentrate!I am becoming increasingly concerned with the Real Fruit From Real People slogan adorning each additional bottle of Tree Top apple juice that I consume. The superior taste of Tree Top as compared to the store brand apple juice makes me wonder if I should be paying attention to the writing on the wall bottle. What does this slogan even mean?

According to the company responsible for this mistake, this “refreshed identity … reinforc[es] the Tree Top brand promise” (a real person in every sip?) and “connects with the underlying motivation of target consumers” (to disintegrate others in a large and powerful blender?). At last the truth comes out: Cannibals, not families with small children, are the target market for 100% juice drinks! :)