Last night at dinner, I reached for a fortune cookie (like I frequently do) and found a most disturbing surprise within:
SAFE COMMUNITIES
Utah Republicans: Leadership that Delivers (… in bed)
What is this, communist China? I don’t think it’s appropriate to find this message inside of a fortune cookie anywhere, let alone one on campus. We can’t even enjoy our food in peace anymore. Politics have gone so far as to invade even our desserts! Is there nowhere safe from their unrelenting, tireless grip?
rofl. it shows you how horribly conservative cache valley is.