Today starts new series on this blog called Domain Of The Day in which a web site or domain name that makes my smile [satirically] is briefly brought to your attention.
We begin with watersweeper.com. If you think it’s simply too difficult sweep the dust off your sidewalk with an ordinary broom and pick up trash by hand, you can purchase this sprinkler-on-wheels for only $179. It’s sold as a “quick & easy” way to clean pavement and “blasts away dirt, … litter, [and] pop cans” using a constant flow of pressurized water. Since it only uses 8 gallons of water per minute, “it saves you money”. The idea to waste water on cleaning sidewalk comes to you not from the “Land of 10,000 Lakes” but from the dry desert state of Utah, where it costs $1.00 to use this device to spray water for 21 hours (10,080 gallons). 
At least there’s not a world water crisis going on, and good thing they didn’t make a documentary film called FLOW discussing the world water crisis.
I am becoming increasingly concerned with the Real Fruit From Real People slogan adorning each additional bottle of Tree Top apple juice that I consume. The superior taste of Tree Top as compared to the store brand apple juice makes me wonder if I should be paying attention to the writing on the wall bottle. What does this slogan even mean?
Signs that your company clearly sucks at life: